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February 2015 News Bloopers Will Melt Your Winter Blues Away

It's that time of the month. You know, the time to look back at the best of the worst in the news.

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Category: Comedy, News, Television, Videos
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Goodbye Duckface, Hello Surprised Face — The New Trend in Taking Selfies

As we continue our descent into complete self-absorption, it's good to know the latest way to properly take a selfie so you don't look like a loser on social media. I must admit though, I found the "surprise face" a bit of a challenge.

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Category: Comedy, News Tags:
The Daily Show on Comedy Central
The Daily Show on Comedy Central
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Brad Paisley Wrote the World’s Best Country Song Just for Texas, But Have You Heard It Yet? [VIDEO]

Brad Paisley wrote a song specifically for Texas but you might not have heard this one yet. But maybe you will at his concert in March. Or you can hear it here too.

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See What Happens When People Dare to Fight This Ninja [VIDEO]

This is a funny video and worth watching until the end. The setup is simple: a solitary ninja stands with a sword at his feet and a message that says "fight me."

A few people take him up on his offer of a free sword fight, except things aren't exactly how they seem here. 

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Category: Comedy, Lubbock News, Videos
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texomashomepage.com
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Mom and Son Bond in Jail After Botched Wrecking Yard Burglary

A picture is worth a 1,000 words? In this case its worth a million! Wow, look at that photo... Ha! I give you Wichita Falls residents Mae Paul Dillard (who is 70 mind you) and her son James Earl Dillard, 50.

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Category: Comedy, News, Weird News
BuzzFeedYellow via YouTube
BuzzFeedYellow via YouTube
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Stupid Fights All Couples Have

Oh, the joys of being married!  No, really -- there are joys to being married! There are also ridiculous arguments that between married couples – such as how to properly install a new roll of toilet paper. (The end piece goes over, NOT under – duh!)

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Category: Comedy, Family, Opinion Tags:
Naoma Doriguzzi via YouTube
Naoma Doriguzzi via YouTube
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Mascot Eats Worker [Video]

Mascots have a tough job!  They have to entertain the crowd wearing a costume (sometimes in the scorching heat) with no ability to speak and risk running into something or falling down.  Not to mention the never ending line of children waiting for a picture

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Buzzfeed’s Absolute Best Yearbook Quotes of 2014

What was your high school year book quote? I don't remember if we even had 'em or not -- we probably did. But, regardless, mine and likely yours was no where as good as these graduates.

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Category: Comedy, Weird News Tags:
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This Wedding Party Photo Is About to Become a Huge (Wet) Disaster

Wedding photos are usually a big snooze -- it's mostly just the photographer moving people around like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle to get the perfect shot. Not in this case, though.

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Category: Comedy, Photos Tags:
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Victims of Bullying Get the Last Laugh in Compelling Ad

It may take some time, but bullied kids will turn the tables on their tormentors. That's the message being sent loud and clear in this new PSA.

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Category: Advice, Comedy, Videos
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3 Minutes of Pure Laughter

They say laughter is contagious - and I agree.

Sometimes we all need to take a break during the day for a minute...or 3...and just LAUGH!

And who has the best laugh?  Well - BABIES OF COURSE!  So here you go - a 3 minute compilation video of the BEST BABIES LAUGHING!

If this doesn't put a smile on your face or gain a couple of chuckles - well, then you may be in a coma and should seek medical help immediately!

Sit back, turn your volume up and giggle with these cuties!  It will warm your heart and I'm fairly certain give you the strength you need to get to the WEEKEND!
“Laughter is wine for the soul - laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness - the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living

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Pam and her daughters
Pam and her daughters
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My Sister Has Breast Cancer?

In 2008 I received a phone call from my mother while I was broadcasting at The Fox & Hound in Lubbock.  I couldn’t understand what she was saying so I went outside only to hear her say as she was crying –

“Amy, Pam has been diagnosed with breast cancer.”

I couldn’t wrap my brain around how my

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