The Situation’s Tanning Clubs Open Nationwide

How would you like to be so tanned that the Jersey Shore folks would even love to hang with you? Well, you are in luck..
Jersey shore star Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino and his business partner Jen Boronico held their first first press conference yesterday in Miami. It's called the Bocca Tanning Club, and the plan is to take the venture nationwide. Quite an impressive layout but, the one thing that it doesn't promise is a "Sitation Six-Pack."