We all know Lubbock is the type of city you have a love-hate relationship with. You love that it is a relatively affordable place to live, everyone is pretty friendly, and the whole city comes together for things they care about, especially if it involves Texas Tech University.

But of course, just like anywhere else, Lubbock comes with its own set of flaws.

As someone that didn’t grow up here but has called the Hub City their home for nearly a decade now, I do really love this city. But I can recognize that not everything about it is perfect.

While thinking about the things you often hear locals complaining about, I became curious what AI would gather based on what people talk about online. So, I asked ChatGPT to give me a list of roasts about Lubbock.

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Here are some of the roasts it came up with:

“Lubbock: Where the grass is always brown and the sky is always... the same shade of beige.”

“Lubbock’s idea of a traffic jam is two tractors in front of you at the stoplight.”

“Lubbock’s tourism board should just say, ‘Come for the dust, stay because you can’t find your way out.’”

“Lubbock: Where the best place to get a selfie is next to the city’s only skyscraper.”

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And now, the most common theme: Lubbock is boring...

“Lubbock’s claim to fame? Turning the art of doing nothing into a competitive sport.”

“You know you’re in Lubbock when the most exciting thing happening is someone finally fixing their broken fence.”

“Lubbock: Where the concept of ‘fun’ is just a rumor someone heard about in a different state.”

“In Lubbock, ‘nightlife’ means making sure your porch light is on before dark.”

“The most thrilling thing about Lubbock is the excitement of seeing a new restaurant open... and then realizing it’s another fast-food chain.”

“If you’re looking for excitement in Lubbock, you might want to check the calendar—if you find one with an event, let us know!”

What do you think?

While there is a lot of truth in some of those statements and I will admit I got a good giggle from a couple of them, Lubbock will always hold a fond place in my heart.

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