Nothing like waking up to a cowgirl fight video in a porta-potty, y'all. It just doesn't get any classier than that. A wild brawl broke out at a Morgan Wallen concert in Pittsburgh and the footage is quickly spreading across the internet. It was only fair that I helped continue its spread. You're all welcome.

X, @colin_dunlap
X, @colin_dunlap

When you watch the video, pay attention to the girl in the white shirt, that narrowly escapes. The look on her face is priceless. I can't really think of a worse place for a fight than a nasty porta john that's been used by thousands of guests.

Lord have mercy.

I'd bust out a white flag and surrender with an unprecedented quickness. No, thank you, especially if it was over a man. Y'all can just have him. No poo water for me.

Check out the footage shared on X (Twitter, whatever) last night by user @colin_dunlap:

You're already fighting for air while using the restroom in a portable toilet in the summer heat. Imagine actually fighting for your life in one. Ick.

Morgan, you've got some rowdy fans out there. Also, I didn't realize cowboy boots even existed in Pittsburgh. You learn something new every day, huh?

Do you have a crazy fight video from a recent concert? I'd love to take a peek at it. Feel free to email me at for a chance to have your video featured in an article.

Now, y'all behave yourselves, ya hear? And stay away from porta potties when you throw down at a concert. Nobody wants to sit next to the aftermath for an entire show. Country music stinks enough on its own.

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