Referee: "Penalty on the quarterback, Number 15 for intentional grounding."

Patrick Mahomes: "Come on! I'd like another opinion!"

Referee: "Okay, and you're ugly too."

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Ouch.

Honestly, being a Super Bowl winning quarterback can pretty much guarantee that you'll be a hit with the ladies, no matter if you look like George Clooney or George Costanza. However, there are some quarterbacks who are just more handsome than others, even if they really kinda suck.

Patrick Mahomes does not suck. But, according to science, he is kinda ugly.

youtube.com via Texas Tech University
youtube.com via Texas Tech University
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You gotta admit, there is a fairly high "derp" level in there.

This is according to Gambling.com, a site that we cannot access here due to nanny controls.

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Screenshot-Townsquare Media
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Jerks.

The survey used portraits from the official NFL.com website, and the Golden Ratio Face App to determine who were the handsomest signal callers in the NFL. By their metrics, Cincinnati Bengals QB Joe Burrow is the fairest of them all, and is the only QB rated "perfect".

NFL.com
NFL.com
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Nope. I don't see it. Dude has a forehead you can land a 747 on.

Here are their "Top 10":

Image: Gambling.com/Peter Welch
Image: Gambling.com/Peter Welch
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Okay, I totally understand Tom Brady being #3, but even Gisele got tired of his crap, so maybe he's not all that and a bag of chips. Anything over a 7 is considered "normal", but Lubbock's favorite son seemed to fall just under that threshold, sitting in the bottom 3rd.

Image: Gambling.com/Peter Welch
Image: Gambling.com/Peter Welch
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Yep, Dak Prescott is better looking than Patrick Mahomes. But, Patrick has a Super Bowl ring.  Advantage: Mahomes.

Besides, Patrick gets to come home to THIS every night, so dude is clearly winning.

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