Your Zodiac Sign as a Lubbock Restaurant—Don’t Argue, It’s Science

Ever wonder why you keep ending up at the same Lubbock restaurant like it's your cosmic destiny? Maybe it is. Perhaps your constant craving for a good corndog has something to do with your star sign. Who knows?

There's got to be a reason I want to shove Nothing Bundt Cakes into my face 24/7 other than me just being a total fat@$$, right?

The stars don't lie, folks.

We've matched each zodiac sign with its perfect Lubbock eatery- and it's honestly scarily accurate. Don't blame us if Mercury in retrograde sends you to Whataburger again. It is what it is.

Check out the perfect Lubbock restaurant according to your zodiac sign in the gallery below...

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Spot on? Or Not Even Close?

How did we do? Before you get your panties in a bunch, it's probably important to inform you that we matched your favorite restaurant and your star signs at COMPLETE random.

Yep. We are chaotic monsters, and we made all of this up.

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I'm Sorry. Kinda.

I hope you at least got a kick out of it. We may have even gotten a few of you spot on! Please let me know how we did in the comments! Did we match you to your favorite restaurant, or were we WAY off? I must know!

Keep scrolling for more ridiculous Lubbock-based fun in the galleries below, and as always, keep supporting local Lubbock businesses!