Halloween Funny: Here’s Your Favorite Movies, With A Hook Hand!

This is funnier than it should be.

There is a term that we used to use called, "simpled out". It's kind of when you're so beat down or tired that your brain is a bit tired of thinking. This is the kind of humor that works best when you are "simpled out". We use this to great effect on our morning show because people who just woke up are often "simpled out" before that coffee takes a strong hold.

This is so simple of a concept that it should be a party game of some sort. You can name almost any movie and add a funny tag line at the end, then when they are mashed together they pain a mental picture in the mind of the person hearing them.

The question/command was simple. Pick a movie title and add "...with a hook hand!". So why are we doing this? Well "A man with a hook hand" is a very familiar Halloween trope so we thought it would be fun to play with for a while and it certainly was. We received tons of answers to this one, and if you're not "simpled out" when you start, you certainly will be by the time you finish these slides.

We certainly mean no offense to anyone that's actually lost a hand, and to be honest, I don't remember seeing anybody with an actual hook since I was a kid. I hope that means less people are losing hands, or that prosthetics are getting better.