Texas Longhorns Player Shows Poor Judgment Handling Tortilla [Photo]
If a Texas player putting a likely stinky tortilla in his mouth wasn't enough, another photo from the recent Red Raiders-Longhorns game also has Lubbock fans giggling.
Let's just hope Dickson washed his hands thoroughly.
And to address the elephant in the room: Yes, the Texas Longhorns won the game. They didn't 'beat dat ass' or 'destroy' Texas Tech; they survived a good ol' college football shootout that came down to the wire. Framing it any other way is crazy talk -- like saying that putting a tortilla found on the ground at Jones AT&T Stadium into your mouth is a smart idea.