The Google Chrome ads are simple, mellow and downright heartwarming, but would it have the same effect if they used Jersey Shore‘s Snooki as the parent chronicling her newborn’s first few years online? (Note: Video features NSFW language.)

The guys at College Humor seem to think they have an idea what the soon-to-be mother would want to send her baby once he/she learns how to use the internet.

Is this pretty much exactly how you envisioned the life of Snooki and her babe? Snooki’s child getting an early tan? Her first ‘gorilla’? Seems about right to us. Although, we’d rather wait a few years to find out who the real daddy is.

[College Humor]