Sit on Angelina Jolie’s Face for $950
Step right up, folks! Just don’t cut the guy at the front of the line, because he’s been waiting for this for a long, long time.
While the headline was a little less than literal, designer Jennifer Graylock’s new Face Chairs can make it so that your derrière makes regular contact with the famous face of your choice. Think of the possibilities — a pants-less breakfast sitting on J-Lo’s snout or even musical chairs with the entire cast of Jersey Shore. You can even fart on Paris Hilton’s nose, just like her boyfriends probably do.
Forgive us, we’re just not quite sure where else to go with this. Is this product something fans would sincerely want, or is it solely an expensive act of passive-aggressive hate? We’re assuming the Ryan Gosling model does very well. Especially since we just bought forty.