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Silly Thanksgiving Jokes to Share Anywhere!


Every Holiday of the year is it’s own theme. So it only makes sense that there would be holiday specific jokes, too!

Admittedly, there are some pretty funny ‘adult-humored’ jokes to tell, but Blake’s young at heart and enjoys a good ‘ole “knock-knock” or “why did the chicken cross the road?” jokes better!

Getting silly is fun and with this list of Thanksgiving jokes in your arsenal, you will definitely be able to put a smile on someone’s face this Thanksgiving! It may be a younger crowd that you’ll be able to entertain, but still silly and fun none-the-less!

Q: What did the turkey say to the Turkey Hunter?

A: “Quack! Quack! Quack!”

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside, of course!

Q:Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?

A: To hatchet.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: It was the chicken’s day off!

Q:Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

A:Because they use such FOWL language

Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Yes, a building can’t jump!

Q: How can you make a turkey float?

A: You need 2 scoops of Ice Cream, some Root Beer, and Turkey all mixed in a cup….Doesn’t sound that tasty though!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had two drumsticks they could really use!

Q: Why did the turkey say before it was cooked?

A: “Boy, I’m stuffed!

I told you they were SILLY jokes! Ask your kids if they’re picking up any good ones from their friends at school! Chance are, they know at least one!

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