The big day is this Friday. Kate Middleton will marry Prince William. For collectors this is big stuff. There is no shortage of royal paraphernalia out there.
Dunkin’ Donuts is offering heart shaped donuts, filled with jelly and topped with vanilla icing and a drizzle of chocolate. Then there are the Kate Middleton and Prince William PEZ dispensers. I want one of those.
How about the UK brewery that has introduced Royal Virility Performance Beer, supposedly laced with Viagra.
You’ll need this to store your snacks, a royal wedding refrigerator from GE with Kate and Will’s portrait on it.
After all that you have to try an official royal wedding barf bag. Just sayin’