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‘Paula Deen Riding Things’ Blog Is Like Butter For the Internet [PICS]

Paula Deen is no stranger to Internet memes: the Southern fried TV chef has been the butt of many a butter joke on the web. A new Deen-obsessed image blog called Paula Deen Riding Things is deliciously bizarre. The Photoshopped works feature a sunglasses-wearing, wine glass-toting Paula riding atop a variety of people, animals and objects, from "The Neverending Story" creature Falkor to one of the titular monsters from "Tremors."

Check out a few of our favorites after the jump and for more, check out Paula Deen Riding Things on Tumblr:

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Ben Sklar, Getty Images News
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Happy Birthday, Texas!

175 years ago today, March 2, 1836, documents were signed freeing Texas from Mexico. Texas Independence Day is a significant day in Texas history with stories, trivia and jokes being told and retold. Click to read further.

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Do Clothes Make the Man or Woman?

On Friday morning's "Rick and Jane Show" on 99.5 the Bear, an unexpected guest showed up making concentrating difficult for at least one of the team. To find out more read on.

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Christopher Polk, Getty Images
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CBS Says No More Two and a Half Men [VIDEO]

As Two And A Half Men star Charlie Sheen's erratic behavior escalated yesterday in a series of verbal assaults on the show's creator-executive producer Chuck Lorre, the sitcom's network and studio did the only thing they could in the situation: pull the plug.  But they only did it for this season. (Two and a Half Men was scheduled to resume production on Monday for 4 more episodes). So the door is left open for a possible ninth season. "Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros TV have decided to discontinue production of Two and a Half Men for the remainder of the season," the two companies said in a statement.  Bloopers from season 1 after the jump.

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Baby Roller Skaters [VIDEO]

I really don't know if this video is ever going to be topped by anything. This is cute and comedy all in one.

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High Six Bra!

While asleep and apparently High-Sixing one of the Meerkats on Meerkat Manor, Hemmi the six-toed kitten is caught by the house paparazzi's flashlight and I-phone.  Got to be up day and night to get the shots on this cat. More after the Jump.

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In the GRAMMY’S “Shoulda’ Won” Category [VIDEO]

He's named after his favorite pistol and pick-up truck all in one word. His name is Colt Ford and he is literally one of the BIGGEST acts to rise from the South since Big & Rich. Nowhere near the GRAMMY'S last night though. Enjoy the video.

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Kevin Fowler Launches Funny Weekly Video Update Series With Help of Sassy ‘Leisah’ Character [VIDEO]

Texas country star Kevin Fowler has launched a weekly video news update series with the help of, let’s say, a rather broad-shouldered, high-voiced mystery woman named “Leisah,” who apparently will be bringing future Fowler tour dates and news straight to your computer screen. More after the jump.

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Elin B, Flickr
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My Top Ten Celebrities I’d Invite To Dinner

I've come up with my most recent list of the top ten celebrity dinner companions.  Dr. Billy Graham kicks it all off by saying grace before the meal and Oprah is there because she helped me arrange it all and furnished the gift bags.   Dr. Phil has joined us in case any of the guests need intervention.  And for humor, I'd ask that Dan Ackroyd and Betty White attend.  Hugh Grant should be there, just, er, uh,  because.  The wonderfully talented Dolly Parton could team up with Stevie Wonder and Ringo Starr for a little after dinner entertainment.   More after the jump.

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Unique Invention Could Change Eating Out

The other day while eating with friends at a busy depot district restaurant we waited for our order.  Someone suggested changing the order, so we tried to flag our guy down, but his attention was elsewhere.  Because of the crowd, and the fact that he was so busy, we sort of forgave him his snub and waited but still tried to signal him to no avail.  Then, a light bulb went off, wish it'd been literally, more after the jump ,

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The Rude Shopper Test

I was just standing there waiting to pay for my 13 items in the "No more than 20 Items" line at Walmart when I spot from my right side, this other basket slowly coming my way.  I started thinking, "She's going to just park there 'til I get through".  Wrong.  She started casual talk with me, then what happened next left me speechless.  More after the jump.

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Win An Expense Paid Trip To The ACM’s

99.5 The Bear is proud to announce we will be giving away an all expense paid trip for two to see the Academy of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas.  The ceremony is scheduled for Sunday, April 23rd and will be hosted by Reba McEntire and Blake Shelton. More after the jump.

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