Jeremy Taylor
Comedian Rob Delaney Suing Kim Kardashian Over Quickie Divorce
While one would think Kim Kardashian’s speedy divorce from human prop Kris Humphries would provide stand-up comics with easy punchlines, comedian Rob Delaney is taking the news in an entirely different direction.
In a column he writes for Vice Magazine, Delaney declared that he will be suing Kardashian and others for forcing a sham wedding on the American public.
Survey of the Day — Most Workers Are ‘Not Engaged’ in Their Job
71 percent of American workers are either “not engaged” or “actively disengaged” in their work.
According to Gallup’s employee engagement index, which is based on workers’ responses to 12 workplace elements, 19 percent of the employed are actively disengaged in their work, 52 percent are not engaged, and only 29 percent feel engaged in their jobs.
TV Reporter Shrivels Up as Building Demolition Goes on Behind Him [VIDEO]
This reporter tells the audience that a building is scheduled to be demolished in five minutes right as it explodes behind him. He compounds the gaffe by having a less-than-manly response to the unexpected development. Watch his terrified reaction below.
Forty-Seven Percent of Americans Own Guns — Survey of the Day
Gun ownership is at an 18-year high, according to a new Gallup poll.
Forty-seven percent of Americans report having a gun in their home or elsewhere on their property, up from 41 percent last year and the most since 1993 when 54 percent reported gun ownership.
Dog Plays the Piano [VIDEO]
A dog with suspiciously human-like hands is able to play a jaunty tune on the piano. Check out what this musically talented (and well-dressed) German shorthaired pointer can do below.
Sarah Churman, the Deaf Woman Who Heard Herself For First Time, Gets a Surprise From ‘Ellen’ [VIDEO]
Last week, a video of 29-year old Sarah Churman’s emotional reaction to hearing for the first time after receiving a cochlear implant circulated the internet.
Churman appeared on ‘Ellen’ this week, and spoke about the extraordinary feeling of hearing new sounds like her childrens’ voices, thunder and even her husband’s snoring.
‘Baby Sneeze Fart’ Wins the Internet [VIDEO]
Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you the culmination of years of viral videos: a clip of a baby farting and sneezing at the same time. Shut down the internet, people. This baby has won.
Dog Howls Along With Saxophone [VIDEO]
Apparently, this golden retriever howls along every time the daughter of the house practices her saxophone.
The results aren’t exactly John Coltrane and Billie Holiday, but it’s not so bad for inter-species jazz.
Nicolas Cage and Other Celebs May Be Vampires, According to Old Photos
Last week eBay seller Jack Mord offered up this photo of a man who lived in Bristol, Tennessee around the time of the Civil War as evidence that actor Nicolas Cage is a vampire “who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so.”
Two Baby Deer Get Loose in a Supermarket [VIDEO]
In this latest edition of animals loose in stores, two baby deer found themselves inside a Publix supermarket in Suwanee, Georgia.
The fawns tempted fate by wandering over toward the meat section, where they were scooped up by store employees. Unfortunately, the video ends before we learn if they were returned to their mother or fell prey to the butcher.
Biggest Water Balloon Fight Ever Staged by 9,000 University of Kentucky Students [VIDEO]
Balloons weren’t the only things broken at a massive water balloon fight recently staged by the University of Kentucky’s Christian Student Fellowship. The nearly 9,000 students who participated in the childish fun shattered the previous Guinness world record for largest water balloon fight of 3,927 participants, which was set by Brigham Young University students in 2010.
Charlie Sheen in New Roast Promos – ‘We Left Normalville a Long Time Ago’ [VIDEO]
In a couple of new promotional spots for his September 19 Comedy Central Roast, Charlie Sheen is cast as the conductor of the Roast Express, a crazy train loaded with silicon-injected goddesses and visualizations of some of Sheen’s notorious catch phrases (“winning,” anyone?).
The train makes stops in Goddess Harbor and Tiger Valley, but when one babe asks if Normalville is on the route, Sheen qui